Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up
whose father. One boy said, "My father is better than your father." The other
kid said, "Well, my mother is better than your mother." The first boy paused,
"I guess you're right. My fathers says the same thing."
whose father. One boy said, "My father is better than your father." The other
kid said, "Well, my mother is better than your mother." The first boy paused,
"I guess you're right. My fathers says the same thing."
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