A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him. After some
preliminary drinks and talk, they got undressed, climbed into bed and generally
got organized for a leg over. After a few minutes, the girl started laughing.
The fellow asked her what she found so amusing. "Your organ," she replied.
"It's a bit on the small side." Hurt, he replied: "It's not used to playing in
cathedrals."
preliminary drinks and talk, they got undressed, climbed into bed and generally
got organized for a leg over. After a few minutes, the girl started laughing.
The fellow asked her what she found so amusing. "Your organ," she replied.
"It's a bit on the small side." Hurt, he replied: "It's not used to playing in
cathedrals."
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