The Sky Was Dark The Moon Was High All Alone Just She And I Her Hair Was Soft Her Eyes Were Blue I Knew Just What She Wanted To Do Her Skin So Soft Her Legs So Fine I Ran My Fingers Down Her Spine I Didn't Know How But I Tried My Best I Started By Placing My Hands On Her Breast I Remember My Fear My Fast Beating Heart But Slowly She Spread Her Legs Apart And When I Did It I Felt No Shame All At Once The White Stuff Came At Last It's Finished It's All Over Now My First Time Ever At Milking A Cow.

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Straight Out Of The Eighties... This will only make sense to those of us who had the dubious distinction of being children of the eighties, or listened to music on a regular basis.
If you were "there", then you will understand.... I was working part time in a five and dime....
Various Nights Before Christmas... A Microsoft Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except Papa's mouse.
The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last minute Internet shopping....
I Love Her, But... (a collection of men's thoughts on their women) .
..she has an uncanny way of standing between me and the television screen....
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A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station.
He looked for the girl whose heart he knew, but whose face he didn't, the girl with the rose....
Valentine's Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station.
He looked for the girl whose heart he knew, but whose face he didn't, the girl with the rose....
HOW TO KILL A SOUTH DAKOTA EEL Little Johnny and the other boys his age were hearing quite a bit about dating from the older boys, and wondering what it was all about and how it was done.
One day, Johnny decided to take these questions to his mother who became quite flustered....
Diary of a Snow Shoveler: December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow.
The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven....

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