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• Editors Note: Here it is folks, the oneliner file.
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• Frequently-Asked Questions About Health Care By David Lubar Q.
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• Remember: Don't send to me and rec.humor at the same time.
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• Q: What do you call Miss Piggy's douche? A: "Hog wash!
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• The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
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