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• Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?
  A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff....
• Q & A form jokes Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
  A: A good start! Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?...
• Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag?
  A: A freezer doesn't fart after you pull the meat out!...
• Q: What do you call a planeload of lawyers that goes down at sea with one seat empty?
  A: A Damn shame!!!!...
• There where 3 nuns on a train and they had been talking for some time when they decided to pass the time they decided to tell each other what their greatest sins where.
  The first nun got up and said, "My greatest sin is sex....
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  The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3....
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