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• Q: What's the difference between black pussy and a bowling ball? A: You can eat a bowling ball!
• Q: What's the smelliest thing in the world? A: An anchovy's pussy.
• What's the worst thing about being a penis? Your best friend is a cunt.
• Q: What's the worst thing about eating a hairless pussy?
  A: Putting the diaper back on when you're finished....
• What's the difference between wetting your pants and listening to a violist play Brahms?
  One of them gives you a nice warm feeling....
• Q: What do you call a pussy that takes messages for you? A: An answering cervix.
• What do you call a calf's pussy? Veal cuntlet.
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
  A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer....