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• Q: How do you know when your sister is on her period? A: Your father's dick tastes funny.
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• Innuendo: Italian for where you hang your curtains.
• There was an englishman, a frenchman, and a Newfoundlander sitting in a bar having a few drinks together.
  The englishman says to the frenchman, "So tell me, what do you do to drive your wife wild?...
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• FUCK YOU" ---------- Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "FUCK".
  It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate....
• Q: How do you know when your girlfriend/wife/lover is too fat?
  A: When she keeps her vibrator in the gun rack!...
• During a recess in the proceedings, three delegates to an international agriculture convention sat down for cocktails, and before long, they began to discuss methods for driving their wives wild.
  The French delegate volunteered that he always picked a few roses from the garden, spread the petals on his wife's body, then gently blew them off before making love....
• THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
  The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3....