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• What do you call an Irishman with no lower legs? Neil.
• Q: What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and a twelve inch dick?
  A: Partially handicapped....
• Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who lies on your doorstep ? A. Matt.
• Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs, with a ten inch penis? A: Partially disabled.
• Q: What do you call a man with no arms and legs sitting in your mailbox? A: Bill
• why is a fire engine red ? ( in parts of the world that it is red ) the fire engine has six wheels and six crew members.
  six plus six is twelve. twelve inches makes a foot....
• Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground beef.
• Q: What do you call a hooker with no legs? A: A "nightcrawler".
• What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a jewelry store? Ruby.