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• Q: What do you call a girl with one leg? A: Eileen.
• Q: What do you call a black woman in the army? A: A WACcoon.
• Q: What do you call a gay Eskimo woman? A: A Klondike.
• Q: What do you call a 250 pound woman with a yeast infection? A: A Whopper with cheese.
• Q: What do you call a Negro woman with braces? A: A Black and Decker pecker wrecker.
• Q: What do you call a woman who has lost 95 % of her intelligence? A: A widow.
• Q: What do you call a woman who uses too much contraceptive foam? A: A spermicidal maniac.
• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....
• Q: What do you do if a pitbull starts humping your leg? A: Fake an Orgasam!