Q: What is the similarity between hemorrhoids and cowboy hats?
A: Sooner or later, every asshole has one!
A: Sooner or later, every asshole has one!
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- What is the similarity between cunnilingus and the Mafia?
One slip of the tounge and you are in deep shit.... - What's the difference between a college professor and a proctologist?
A proctologist only has to deal with one asshole at a time.... - New Rating System
Two cowboys were leaning up against the rail at their favorite bar.
.. They're tired and worn out from a long day. Havin' a couple of longnecks, just relaxin' and talkin', watchin' the women go by.... - Q: What's the difference between a moose and Lawrence Welk's orchestra?
A: On a moose, the horns are in front and the asshole is in back.... - What is the similarity between British Telecom and Elton John?
They have both been fucked by Mercury.... - Q: What's the difference between an Iraqi woman and a catfish?
A: One has whiskers and smells bad, and the other is a fish.... - The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes
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12/15/92
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How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone.... - 373 Q: What do you call a blonde without an asshole? A: Divorced.
- Q: What is the difference between a duck ? A: One leg is both the same.
