Q: What Do The Starship Enterprise And Toilet Paper Have In Common?
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Q: What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
A: They both go to Uranus to wipe out the cling-ons.
What do toilet paper and the starship "Enterprise" have in common?
??? They both circle Uranus looking for klingons and they both go where no man has gone before....
Starship captains do it with enterprise.
No more toilet paper or paper towles, wipe your...
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