Three Yuppers Were Out In The Forest Hunting. They Hadn't Had Much Luck And Were About Ready To Shoot Anything.

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Three yuppers were out in the forest hunting. They hadn't had much luck and
were about ready to shoot anything. One yupper forced his way through some
bushes and said, "Hey! I found some deer tracks!" The second yupper nudged
him to the side and said, "You dummy, those aren't deer tracks, those are
bear tracks!" So, the third yupper shoved his way in, put his head down
real close to the tracks to see what they were, and was run over by a train.

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