Two yuppers were hunting in the woods. It had been a long and unproductive
day. As the hunters walked into a sunny clearing, Sven spied a beautiful,
and well-endowed, coed sunbathing in the nude. She noticed the hunters,
winked, and waved them over. "Ole," Sven stammered, "I think she wants us
to screw her!" Ole replied "I'm game." So Sven shot him.
day. As the hunters walked into a sunny clearing, Sven spied a beautiful,
and well-endowed, coed sunbathing in the nude. She noticed the hunters,
winked, and waved them over. "Ole," Sven stammered, "I think she wants us
to screw her!" Ole replied "I'm game." So Sven shot him.
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