A New Jersey Suburbonite Had Just Motored Through The Lincoln Tunnel Into Manhattan When A Hooker Approached Him And Said, "I'll Do Anything You Want - Your Wildest Fantasies - For $

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A New Jersey suburbonite had just motored through the Lincoln Tunnel into
Manhattan when a hooker approached him and said, "I'll do anything you want
- your wildest fantasies - for $100. But you have to tell me in three
words." The guy thought for a moment and replied, "Okay ... Paint my house."

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