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• Three men, two Americans and an <ethnic>, are standing at the top of Empire State Building.
  It is quite windy and one of the Americans say: "I bet the wind is so strong that if I threw myself from the building, the wind would stop me halfway down and it would carry me all the way back up here....
• There once was a girl who couldn't shit, Because she kept playing with 'er clit.
  The doctor said 'stop!'. So she pulled off her top, And started to play with her tit!...
• The following are actual stories told by travel agents (and you wonder why US citizens generally score less than the rest of the world on geography).
  .. I had someone who wanted to stay at the Bob Newhart Inn in Connecticut....
• Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes - a building can't jump at all
• The following are actual stories told by travellers from Mendocino County, CA to travel agents in the UK.
  (And you wonder why US citizens generally score less than the rest of the world on geography....
• EXCERPT FROM RECENT FAA ACCIDENT REPORT EYEWITNESS STATEMENT AIRCRAFT
  CESSNA 172 PILOT: 30 YRS OLD, CFI, IR FATALITIES...
• This guy's sister wus soooo ugly... Well, how ugly wuz she?
  She wuz soooo ugly even the tide wouldn't take her out....
• Two travelling salesmen, Jack and Bob, were driving through along a desolate stretch of Kansas highway when their car broke down.
  It was getting late, and the only building for miles around was a weather-battered old gas station a mile up the road....
• Joke 1 It all started with a girlfriend's birthday party.
  Her boyfriend, who I had known since elementary school, wanted to give her a suprize party....