Q: If you put two nuts on a wall, what do you have?
A: Walnuts.
Q: If you put two nuts on two peas, what do you have?
A: Peanuts.
Q: If you put two nuts on your chin, what do you have?
A: Chin nuts.
No ... You have a dick in your mouth!
A: Walnuts.
Q: If you put two nuts on two peas, what do you have?
A: Peanuts.
Q: If you put two nuts on your chin, what do you have?
A: Chin nuts.
No ... You have a dick in your mouth!
Related:
- What do you mean I'm NUTS!!!
- Don't overtax yourself.. it's the gov't's job
Why is American beer like making love in a canoe?
They're both f*cking close to water! Women! You can't live with them.... - If nuts on a wall are walnuts and nuts on a chest are chestnuts, what are nuts on a chin?
A blow job.... - Q: Why is being a dick not all it's cracked up to be?
A: First of all you have a head but no brains; there's a couple of nuts following you around all the time... - Q": What if you have *two* dead bulbs? A": They replace your fuse box.
- Q: What do you call two guys hanging from the wall? A: Curt and Rod
- Q: What do you call two gays? A: Neal and Bob.
- The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes
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12/15/92
Q
How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone.... - why is a fire engine red ? ( in parts of the world that it is red )
the fire engine has six wheels and six crew members.
six plus six is twelve. twelve inches makes a foot....
