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A: Walnuts.
Q: If you put two nuts on two peas, what do you have?
A: Peanuts.
Q: If you put two nuts on your chin, what do you have?
A: Chin nuts.
No ... You have a dick in your mouth!
A: Walnuts.
Q: If you put two nuts on two peas, what do you have?
A: Peanuts.
Q: If you put two nuts on your chin, what do you have?
A: Chin nuts.
No ... You have a dick in your mouth!
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