During A Recess In The Proceedings, Three Delegates To An International Agriculture Convention Sat Down For Cocktails, And Before Long, They Began To Discuss Methods For Driving Their Wives Wild.

There was an englishman, a frenchman, and a Newfoundlander sitting in a bar having a few drinks together.
The englishman says to the frenchman, "So tell me, what do you do to drive your wife wild?...
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life
Italian: When I finish making love to my wife, I cover her head to toe in wine, then lick it off, and my wife, she goes wild....
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life
ITALIAN : When I finish making love to my wife, I cover her head to toe in wine, then lick it off, and my wife, she goes wild....
RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
FUCK YOU" ---------- Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "FUCK".
It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate....
LIFE IN THE SLAW LANE by Kip Adotta It was Cucumber the Fi
Summer was over. I had just spinached a long day and I was busheled....
10. Hot Buttered Elves 9. Santa's Magic Lap 8. Babes in Boyland 7.
Crisco Kringle 6. Yes, Yes, Oh God Yes, Virginia 5....
The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... Chain Saw
( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....