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  A: A bloody big moth!...
• Q: You have a small green ball in your left hand. You also have another one in your right hand.
  What do you have? A: Kermit's FULL attention....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with an M&M? A: A cock that won't melt in your hand.
• What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!
  Two plastic surgeons are talking about their recent operations, and one mentions that he grafted tits onto a sailor's back sometime ago....
• Q: What do you have when you have a green ball in each hand? A: Kermit's undivided attention!
• Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
  A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth....
• Q: What's purple and commutes? A: An abelian grape.
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• AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION PLEASE! 1. Make a fist out of your hand 2.
  Loosen it a little Q: What do you get? A: Pee-Wee's Playhouse....
• The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes -------------------------------------- 1.
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