Q: What Do You Call A Planeload Of Lawyers That Goes Down At Sea With One Seat Empty?
Q: What do you call a planeload of lawyers that goes down at sea with one
A: A Damn shame!!!!
Q: What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A: A damn good start.
Q & A form jokes Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start! Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?...
Some Lawyer Jokes... Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?...
Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"? A: There was an empty seat.
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?
A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff....
THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3....
Is this seat empty? Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start!
What do you call a JAP on a water bed? The Dead Sea.