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• And so it ends?
• THE SHIT LIST Ghost Shit -- You know you've shit.
  There's shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the toilet....
• Taoism = Shit Happens. If you can shit, it isn't shit.
  Confucianism = Confucius say, "Shit Happens" Buddhism = If shit happens, it is not really shit....
• Q: Why were the gays able to evacuate San Francisco so quickly after the earthquake?
  A: Because they already had their shit packed....
• The doctor wanted to write a prescription, so he reached in his pocket and pulled out a thermometer.
  Shit," he muttered, "Some asshole has my pen....
• The Worlds Great Religions Interpret the Philosophy "Shit Happens" Taoism - Shit happens.
  Confucianism - Confucius say, "Shit happens." Buddhism - If shit happens, it isn't really shit....
• Q: Why is being a dick not all it's cracked up to be?
  A: First of all you have a head but no brains; there's a couple of nuts following you around all the time...
• How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.