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• Learnign to share There was a man and woman that were married.
  And the man had a problem with referring to everything as his instead of theirs....
• AND YOU THINK YOU'VE HAD A TOUGH DAY?!! The following is taken from a Florida newspape
  A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen....
• A man was seriously injured in a car accident, severely damaging his legs.
  As soon as the emergency room doctor examined him, he knew the one of the man's legs must be amputated....
• A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and lands squarely on his head.
  Rather disgusted and absolutely furious, he goes up to the front door and starts pounding on it....
• An elderly couple were sitting on a park bench. The old man turns to the woman an asks if she will marry him.
• This guy starts getting these headaches that progressively worsen until he can't eat, sleep, or work.
  After an extensive examination, the doctor tells him that they can cure the headaches, but that it will require an operation where they remove both of his testicles....
• An Atheist... A self professed Atheist, hiking in the woods ran across a bear that begins to chase him.
  When he cannot get away from the bear, running, he falls and the bear approaches....
• A man was to be married and his friends threw him a stag party.
  .. and what a party it was! Much drinking and merriment....