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A mathematician, a physicist and an engineer are given an identical problem
Prove that all odd numbers greater than 2 are prime numbers....
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were travelling through Scotland when they saw a black sheep through the window of the train.
"Aha," says the engineer, "I see that Scottish sheep are...
A Mathemetician (M) and an Engineer (E) attend a lecture by a Physicist.
There were once three acedimians, an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician visiting a small town for a conference.
They found themselves forced to share a room in one of the most dirty, dingy...
1)physicist and mathematician are given a task: to boil some water in a tea pot.
They are both given empty tea pot. So they both fill it up with water and then put it on a stove and boil it....
8 5 If lim - = oo (infinity), then what does lim - = ?
x->0 x x->0 x answer: (write 5 on it's side)...
Why did the cat fall off the roof? Because he lost his mu.
(mew=sound cats make, mu=coeff of friction)...
Q: What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of mount everest?
A: A HIGH-POT-IN-USE Q: What do you call a broken record? A: A Decca-gone...
What follows is a "quiz" a student of mine once showed me (which she'd gotten from a previous teacher, etc.
..) It's multiple choice, and if you sort this letter (with upper and lower case disjoi...
A mathematician named Paul Has a hexahedronical ball And the square of it's weight Times his pecker plus eight Is his phone number, give him a call!

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