- A mathematician, a physicist and an engineer are given an
identical problem
Prove that all odd numbers greater than
2 are prime numbers.... - A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were travelling through
Scotland when they saw a black sheep through the window of the train.
"Aha," says the engineer, "I see that Scottish sheep are... - A Mathemetician (M) and an Engineer (E) attend a lecture by a Physicist.
- There were once three acedimians, an engineer, a physicist, and a
mathematician visiting a small town for a conference.
They found themselves
forced to share a room in one of the most dirty, dingy... - 1)physicist and mathematician are given a task:
to boil some water in a tea pot.
They are both
given empty tea pot.
So they both fill it up with water and then
put it on a stove and boil it.... - 8 5
If lim - = oo (infinity), then what does lim - = ?
x->0 x x->0 x
answer: (write 5 on it's side)... - Why did the cat fall off the roof?
Because he lost his mu.
(mew=sound cats make, mu=coeff of friction)... - Q: What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of mount everest?
A: A HIGH-POT-IN-USE
Q: What do you call a broken record?
A: A Decca-gone... - What follows is a "quiz" a student of mine once showed me (which she'd
gotten from a previous teacher, etc.
..) It's multiple choice,
and if you sort this letter (with upper and lower case disjoi... - A mathematician named Paul
Has a hexahedronical ball
And the square of it's weight
Times his pecker plus eight
Is his phone number, give him a call!
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