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• There was a math teacher named Paul Who had a hexagonal ball.
  The square of its weight. And his pec*er plus eight. Is his phone number. Give him a call....
• 169 A mathematician named Hall Had a hexhedronical ball, And the cube of its weight Times his pecker, plus eight, Was four fifths of five eighths of fuck-all.
• Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
  A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
• A mathematician and a stock broker go to the races to bet on horses.
  The broker suggests a bet of $10,000. That's too much for the mathematician's taste...
• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
• M.A.D.D is the acronym for Mathematicians Against Drunk Deriving .
  ... A Native American woman is sitting on a moose hide....
• Peter Marshall's List of Favorite Answers From "Hollywood Squares".
  .. -According to Movie Life Magazine, Ann Margaret would like to start having babies, soon, but her husband wants her to wait awhile....
• Here are some of my favorite jokes from the HBO special Jackie Mason On Broadway.
  Keep in mind that Jackie is a former rabbi. His father and two brothers are also rabbis....