A Mathematician Named Paul Has A Hexahedronical Ball And The Square Of It's Weight Times His Pecker Plus Eight Is His Phone Number, Give Him A Call!
A mathematician named Paul
Has a hexahedronical ball
And the square of it's weight
Times his pecker plus eight
Is his phone number, give him a call!
A mathematician named Hall Has a hexahedronical ball, And the cube of its weight Times his pecker's, plus eight Is his phone number -- give him a call.
There was a math teacher named Paul Who had a hexagonal ball.
The square of its weight. And his pec*er plus eight. Is his phone number. Give him a call....
169 A mathematician named Hall Had a hexhedronical ball, And the cube of its weight Times his pecker, plus eight, Was four fifths of five eighths of fuck-all.
Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
A mathematician and a stock broker go to the races to bet on horses.
The broker suggests a bet of $10,000. That's too much for the mathematician's taste...
A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
.. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
M.A.D.D is the acronym for Mathematicians Against Drunk Deriving .
... A Native American woman is sitting on a moose hide....
Peter Marshall's List of Favorite Answers From "Hollywood Squares".
.. -According to Movie Life Magazine, Ann Margaret would like to start having babies, soon, but her husband wants her to wait awhile....
Here are some of my favorite jokes from the HBO special Jackie Mason On Broadway.
Keep in mind that Jackie is a former rabbi. His father and two brothers are also rabbis....