- A math professor is talking to her little brother who just started his first year of graduate school in mathematics.
"What's your favorite thing about mathematics?" the... - Q: How do you call the largest accumulation point of poles?
A: Warsaw... - A visitor at the Royal Tyrell Museum asks a museum employee:
"Can you tell me how old the skeleton of that T-Rex... - The math professor's six-year-old son knocks at the door of his father's study.
"Daddy", he says. "I need help with a math problem... - What is Pi?"
A mathematician: "Pi is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter."
A computer programmer:
"Pi is 3.141592653589 in double precision." A physicist... - A mathematician and a stock broker go to the races to bet on horses.
The broker suggests a bet of $10,000. That's too much... - Q: What is the first derivative of a cow?
A:
Prime Rib... - When the logician's little son refused again to eat his vegetables for dinner,
the father threatened him: "If you don't eat your vegies... - Statistics shows that most people are abnormal!"
"How that?"
"According to statistics,
a normal person has one breast and one... - Four friends have been doing really well in their calculus class:
they have been getting top grades for their homework...
