- A logician at Safeway.
"Paper or plastic
Not 'not paper and not plastic'!... - Isn't statistics wonderful?"
"How so?"
"Well, according to statistics
there are 42 million alligator eggs laid every year... - One day, Jesus said to his disciples: "The Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x
squared plus 8x minus 9." A man who had just... - Q: What is the fundamental principle of engineering mathematics
A: Every function has a Taylor series which converges... - Wasn't yesterday your and your wife's first wedding anniversary
What is it like having being married to a mathematician... - A pure and an applied mathematician are asked to calculate 2
2. The applied mathematician's solution: We have... - A physics professor has been conducting experiments and has worked out a set of equations which seem to explain his data
Nevertheless, he is unsure if his equations are really... - The number you have dialed is imaginary. Please
rotate your phone by 90 degrees and try again...... - Q: Do you already know the latest stats joke?
A
Probably..... - Q: Why do mathematicians often confuse Christmas and Halloween
A: Because Oct 31 = Dec 25...
