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Math
- A math student and a computer science student are jogging together in a park when they hear a voice:
"Please, help me!"
They stop and look. The voice belongs...
- Psychologists subject an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician -
a topologist, by the way - to an experiment: Each of...
- A physicist, a statistician, and a (pure) mathematician go to the races and place bets on horses.
The physicist's horse comes in last. "I don't understand...
- A physicist, a mathematician and a computer scientist discuss what is better:
a wife or a girlfriend.
The physicist: "A girlfriend...
- Q: What is a topologist?
A:
A person who cannot tell a doughnut from a coffee mug...
- What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?"
"She no longer is my girlfriend.
I caught her cheating on me."
"I don't believe that...
- A group of mathematicians and a group of engineers are traveling together by train to attend a conference on
mathematical methods in engineering.
Each engineer has a ticket whereas only one of the...
- In the old days of the cold war, when it was very hard for Westerners to visit the Soviet Union,
a British mathematician
travels to Moscow to speak...
- Some engineers are trying to measure the height of a flag pole.
They only have a measuring tape and are
quite frustrated...
- A mathematician has spent years trying to prove the Riemann hypothesis -
without success. Finally, he decides to sell
his soul...
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