- A stats professor plans to travel to a conference by plane.
When he passes the security check, they discover a... - At a press conference held at the White House, president George W.
Bush accused mathematicians and computer scientists... - Q: How do you call a one-sided nudie bar?
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A Möbius strip club... - Divide fourteen sugar cubes into three cups of coffee so that each cup has an odd number of sugar cubes in it."
"That's easy:
one, one, and twelve." "But twelve isn't odd!" "It's... - Do you know that 87.166253% of all statistics claim
a precision of results that is not justified by the... - Q: How can you tell that a mathematician is extroverted?
A: When talking to you, he looks at your shoes instead... - When the math professor's wife returns home from work,
she finds an envelope on the living room table. She... - Q: What does the little mermaid wear?
A:
An algae-bra... - A mathematical biologist spends his vacation hiking in the Scottish highlands.
One day, he encounters a shepherd with a large herd... - A logician at Safeway.
"Paper or plastic?" "Not 'not paper and not plastic'...
