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• Q: Why did the couple stop after three children? A
  Because they read that every fourth child born is Chinese....
• A CHINESE PERSON IS HAVING DINNER WITH HIS JEWISH FRIEND.
  AS BOTH ARE ABSORBED WITH THEIR MEAL, THE JEWISH FRIEND HAULS OFF AND BELTS HIS CHINESE FRIEND, KNOCKING HIM TO THE FLOOR....
• Chinese restaurant called 'Hung Far Lo'.
• Q: What do you call a fat Chinese girl? A: A chunk.
• Q. How do Chinese mothers name their babies? A. They throw some cutlery down the stairs and name them after the noise it makes.
• Q: Do you know why Nancy Reagan is always on top? A: Because Ronnie only knows how to screw up.
• Q: Why do mathematicians often confuse Christmas and Halloween? A: Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.
• The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
  How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone....
• Because I'm A Man... ** Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in.
  ** Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at....