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coffee machine catches on fire. The physicist grabs a bucket and

leap towards the sink, filled the bucket with water

and puts out the fire. Second day, the same two sit in the same lounge. Again,

the coffee machine catches on fire. This time, the mathematician stands up,

got a bucket, hand the bucket to the physicist, thus reduce the problem to

a previousely solved one.

- A physicist and a mathematician setting in a faculty lounge.

Suddenly, the coffee machine catches on fire. The physicist grabs a bucket and leaps towards the sink, fills the bucket with water and puts out the fire.... - TOP TEN EXCUSES FOR NOT DOING THE MATH HOMEWORK
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I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames.... - Proof By Intimidation
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A Horse has an infinite number of legs.

A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front.... - An engineer, physicist, and mathematician are all challenged with a
problem

o fry an egg when there is a fire in the house. The engineer just grabs a huge bucket of water, runs over to the fire, and puts it out.... - An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist are staying in three adjoining
cabins at a decrepit old motel.

First the engineer's coffee maker catches fire on the bathroom vanity.... - 1)physicist and mathematician are given a task:
to boil some water in a tea pot.

They are both given empty tea pot. So they both fill it up with water and then put it on a stove and boil it.... - Engineer, physicist and mathematican are all challenged with a problem

o fry an egg when there is a fire in the house. The engineer just grabs a huge bucket of water and runs over to the fire, putting it out....