16 There Once Was A Kiddie Named Carr Caught A Man On Top Of His Mar.
16 There once was a kiddie named Carr
Caught a man on top of his mar.
As he saw him stick 'er,
He said with a snicker,
"You do it much faster than par."
The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....
Here are some of my favorite jokes from the HBO special Jackie Mason On Broadway.
Keep in mind that Jackie is a former rabbi. His father and two brothers are also rabbis....
The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
.... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
Not Listed One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and gets up to the 16th hole.
He tees up and cranks one. Unfortunately, it goes into the woods on the side of the fairway....
Mother Superior: "Sister Maria, if you walk through town at night, and you're accosted by a man with bad intentions, what would you do?
Sister Maria: "I would lift my habit, mother Superior....
A 5-year-old girl gets a kitten for her birthday. Soon thereafter, the Mom, while getting into the car slams the door on the kitten, killing it in front of her daughter.
Mom explains that "this is life", accidents happen, we learn from our mistakes, and so on....
A man was very shy, and couldn't speak to more than two people at a time without getting nervous.
His boss and wife both suggested that he take an Andrew Carnegie course....
Unknown This guy, named Bob, suspected his wife of cheating on him, so one day he came home from work early.
Sure enough, he found his wife naked on the bed. He ran all around the house, looking for the other man....