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• 148 There was a young lady whose cunt Could accomodate a small punt.
  Her mother said, "Annie, It matches your fanny, Which never was that of a runt....
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  Mom explains that "this is life", accidents happen, we learn from our mistakes, and so on....
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  He spends $5,000 and feels really great about the result....
• 53 There was a young lady named Inge Who went on a binge with a dinge.
  Now I won't breathe a word O f what really occured -- But her cunt has a chocolate fringe....
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  One door they came to, the man said "GOD will save me"....
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