There Was A Young Girl Of Angina Who Stretched Catgut Across Her Vagina.
There was a young girl of Angina
Who stretched catgut across her vagina.
From the love-making frock
(With the proper sized cock)
Came Tocata and Fugue in D minor.
There was a young lady from China Who mistook for her mouth her vagina.
Her clitoris huge She covered with rouge And lipsticked her labia minor....
135 There was a young girl from the Bronix Who had a vagina of onyx.
She had so much `tsoris' With her clitoris, She traded it in for a Packard....
153 There was a young girl of Detroit Who at fucking was very adroi
She could squeeze her vagina To a pin-point, or finer, Or open it out like a quoit....
There was a young lady from Cue Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, They`ll pay to get out of it too....
There was a young whore from kaloo Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, They can pay to get out again too!...
49 There was a young girl from Hong Kong Who said, "You are utterly wrong To say my vagina 's the largest in China Just because of your mean little dong.
There was a young girl of Penzance Who boarded a bus in a trance The passengers fucked her, Likewise the conducter, The driver shot off in his pants.
There was a young man of Kildare Who was fucking a girl on the stair....
Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.
Child: Mother, where do babies come from? Mom...