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  A: None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools....
• Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Two: One to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools....