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• How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....
• Q:" How many Mahayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• How many Mahayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four. One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of these....
• LIGHT BULBS Q. How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A. Two - One to screw it in, the other not to screw it in....
• How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw the light bulb and one to grease the socket....
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two: One to screw it in, and the other to say "Fabulous!...
• Q: How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent....
• Q:" How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to screw it in and the other to say "Fabulous!" (or "It's to die!")...