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  "A:" Two - One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....
• Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man....
• Q:" How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Three - One to screw it in and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man....
• Q: How many Lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Three. One to screw it in and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man....
• Q:" How many Mahayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• How many UNIX gurus does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but first he has to determine the correct path....
• Q: How many Harvard students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Just one. He holds the light bulb and the universe revolves around him....