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• How many teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One if at home, but on school time, four.
• Q:" How many teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb (on the space shuttle)?
  "A:" 1,000,001. One to screw it in and a million to pick up the pieces....
• Q:" How many Mahayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• Q: How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Five, one to hold the bulb, and four to turn the ladder....
• Another in a series .... Q: How many Zen monks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Four. One to screw in the light bulb....
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to change the bulb and one not to change it. A: Four. One to change the bulb....
• Q:" How many Marinites does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Five - one to screw it in and four to sit in the hot tub and discuss the environmental impact....
• How many Mahayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four. One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of these....
• Q:" How many Hinayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....