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  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
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• Q: How many Harvard students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Just one. He holds the light bulb and the universe revolves around him....