Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep after they die?
Because deep, deep, deep down, they are really nice people.
Because deep, deep, deep down, they are really nice people.
Related:
- Q: Why are lawyers buried 24 feet deep?
A:
Because deep down they're nice people... - Deep down I'm really
shallow... - Deep in December it's nice to
remember....... - Ankle deep in the DNA
pool ..... - Deep South Genetic
Variation... - Deep-Thinking
... - To get along well,
dig it deep... - The Deep,
Philosophical Implications Of Turning Left... - Cut me young,
cut me deep...
From the same category:
- A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone.
After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked... - How can you tell that an attorney is about to lie?
His lips begin to move... - What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
Vultures can't take their wing tips off... - The young attorney asked why appeals could be heard so much sooner in Hell.
He was told, "We have all of the judges... - What's the difference between a lawyer and a cold-blooded snake with a guilty conscience?
The conscience...
