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  A: There are skid marks in front of the snake....
• The best tranquilizer is a clear conscience.
• What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt? The bucket!
• What is the difference between God and a lawyer? God does not think he is a lawyer.
• What's the difference between God and a lawyer?
  God doesn't think he's a lawyer....
• A clear conscience is actually a bad memory
• What's the difference between an angry rooster & a lawyer? The rooster clucks with defiance...
• What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A vampire only sucks blood at night.
• What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull? Lipstick.