What Did The Lawyer Name His Daughter? Sue.
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
To Sue or Not To Sue? If at first you don't succeed, try hiring a lawyer to sue somebody.
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Clyde, a farmer from Palmer, Alaska, decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court.
In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde....
74 There was a young man of Natal And Sue was the name of his gal.
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St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer--you're in the wrong place....
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In court the trucking companies fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe....
Q: what do you throw a drowning lawyer? A: his wife and kid
What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? His partners.