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• Once there was a man who went all through college and decided he didn't like it, so he dropped out to become a trolley car conductor.
  ..He loved the trolley cars...he had loved them since he had been a child in San Francisco....
• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
  "Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....
• A statistician is a man, who with his head in an oven and his feet in an ice bucket, will say that on the average he feels fine.
• Why did the farmer feed his cows money? He wanted rich milk.
• Why did the moron drive his truck off the cliff? He wanted to try out the air brake
• Unknown A man stoped at a traffic light in his brand new Rolls Royce.
  A bright red Porsche pulls up beside him, rolled down his window and excitedly entices the Rolls driver to do the same....
• A young man, in love with a girl he wanted to make love to, was so ashamed of his small penis that he was afraid of bringing up the question, or of letting her see him naked.
  One dark night he drove her around in his car and parked in a dark lane....
• Letter from Camp Dear Mom & Dad: We are having a great time here at Lake Typhoid.
  Scoutmaster Webb is making us all write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried....
• Why did the Greek boy leave home? Because he wanted to go roman.
  .. -or- Why did the Greek boy leave home? Because he didn't like the way his father reared him....