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• ow truck What do you do if you smash your toe? You call a tow truck.
• Q: What is the first thing you should do after a steam roller runs over your foot?
  A: Call a toe truck....
• I had quite an experience today. I was in the mall parking lot and there was this woman getting in her car.
  She was about to close the door when this other woman tried to park beside her and hit her car, slamming the door on her foot....
• What do you call a man who has a toe growing from his knee? Tony, silly.
• Why do ballerinas wear tight outfits? -So they don't stick to the floor when they do the splitz.
• What kind of hamburgers do Italians eat? Woppers.
• What kind of banks do alligators use? River banks.
• What kind of mistakes do ghosts make? Boo boos.
• What kind of liscense do lesbians need to get married? A liquer liscence.