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• Q: What do elephants and Timex watches have in common? A: They both come in quartz.
• What do Saddam Hussein and Fred Flintstone have in common?
  - They both look out their window and see Rubble....
• Q: What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
  A: They both go to Uranus to wipe out the cling-ons....
• What do Saddam Hussien and pantyhose have in common? - They both irritate BUSH!
• What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!
  Two plastic surgeons are talking about their recent operations, and one mentions that he grafted tits onto a sailor's back sometime ago....
• Q: What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
  A: They both have balls just for decoration....
• Q: What do a condom and a BMW have in common? A: They both have a dick inside.
• Q: What do the Post Office & Kinney's have in common? A: Both have 30,000 black loafe
• What does Saddam Hussain and Fred Flinston have in common?
  When they look out their windows, they both see rumble....