What Should You Do If Your Dog Is Missing? Check The Lost And Hound.
What should you do if your dog is missing?
Check the lost and hound.
What do you call a dismal dog? A grey hound.
Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.
.. Where do you take your dog if it loses its tail....
Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery ** BoBo!
Come back with that! Bad dog! ** Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?...
THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY Bo!
Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog! Oh no! I just lost my Rolex....
Q: What should you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bathtub? A: Throw in your laundry.
Why shouldn't you put an ad in the paper if your dog is lost? Because dogs can't read.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you....
Q: How do you know when an elephant's been fucking in your garage? A: Your Hefty bags are missing.
Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.