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• What do you call a dismal dog? A grey hound.
• Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.
  .. Where do you take your dog if it loses its tail....
• Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery ** BoBo!
  Come back with that! Bad dog! ** Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?...
• THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY Bo!
  Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog! Oh no! I just lost my Rolex....
• Q: What should you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bathtub? A: Throw in your laundry.
• Why shouldn't you put an ad in the paper if your dog is lost? Because dogs can't read.
• Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
  Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you....
• Q: How do you know when an elephant's been fucking in your garage? A: Your Hefty bags are missing.
• Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.