What Did The Rug Say To The Floor? I've Got You Covered.

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  I just got laid a minute ago!...
• A young woman got married at Chester, Her mother she kissed and she blessed her.
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• Q: What did Miss Piggy say when Gonzo called her? A
  I can't talk right now - I've got a frog in my throat....
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  It was right about the time we were being stuffed with megadoses of penicillin no matter what the wheezy etiology, and ducking for cover under one-armed elementary school desks in mock nuclear bomb attacks....
• DID YOU SEE THE NEW ROCK HUDSON DESIGNER JEANS? THEY HAVE ZIPPERS ON BOTH SIDES.
  DID YOU HEAR WHY ROCK HUDSON'S CAR INSURANCE WENT UP?...
• I forget so easy..., hm ?, what did I say ?
• Here are my categories, with examples (his): ENGLISH
  I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out....