Who always goes to bed with shoes on?
- A young priest gets up in the morning and goes to breakfast.
On his way there two nuns look at him and he says, "Good morning sisters" and they reply in a sing song manner, "You got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning....
- The difference between a good girl and a nice girl
A nice girl goes out on a date, goes home, and goes to bed....
- Proof By Intimidation
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A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
- Childrens Proverbs
A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs.
She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest....
- A horse is a horse, of course, of course.
A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs.
She gave each kid in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest....
- A 5-year-old girl gets a kitten for her birthday. Soon thereafter, the Mom,
while getting into the car slams the door on the kitten, killing it in
front of her daughter.
Mom explains that "this is life", accidents happen, we learn from our mistakes, and so on....
- Yrneh Etac VIII - Arg list too long
owhere!etac8) OR (etac8@nowhere) Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human....
- He who hesitates goes after me.