Jokes From Emails
Jokes from Emails
Data's Top Ten Attempts at Humor 10.. "Say...is that your computer's interface terminal, or did its bilinear isolinear matrix subprocessor default to its primary setting?
9. "Take my wires...please?" ...
MS Windows and the Borg Picard: Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg?
And Mr. Data, have you been able to access their command pathways? Geordi: Y...
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.
Not the Sharpest Knife in the Drawer! Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home.
After firing ten tear gas canisters, off...
50 RULES FOR MEN (for successful relationships with women) 1.
Call. 2. Don't lie. 3. Never tape any of her body parts together....
P.S. ("Oh God," sighed the wife one morning, "I'm convinced my mind is almost completely gone!
Her husband looked up from the newspaper and commented, "I'm not surprised...
Strange A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer.
The inscriber insisted that such an inscri...
Social Security An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application.
Too old to have a birth certificate, he is asked to prove he is old enough....
The Fisherman One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf.
He was enjoying the warmth o...
60 Year Old Woman This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a voice from above "You will live to be 100.
She looked around and didn't see anyone. Again she heard "You will li...