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Jokes from Emails
- MS Windows and the Borg
Picard: Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding
a weakness in the Borg?
And Mr. Data, have you been able to access their
command...
- TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent,
and the last
instruction of the Mother Superior is...
- Not the Sharpest Knife in the Drawer!
Police in Oakland,
California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman...
- 50 RULES FOR MEN (for successful relationships with women)
1.
Call.
2. Don't lie.
3. Never tape any of her body parts...
- P.S. ("Oh God," sighed the wife one morning, "I'm convinced my mind is
almost completely gone!"
Her husband looked up from the newspaper and commented,
"I'm not surprised:
You've been giving me a...
- Strange
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to
inscribe on his tombstone,
"Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer."
The...
- Social Security
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an
application.
Too old to have a birth certificate, he is asked to...
- The Fisherman
One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach,
with his fishing pole
propped up in the sand and his...
- 60 Year Old Woman
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a voice
from above
"You will live to be 100."
She looked around and didn't see anyone.
Again she heard "You will...
- IN WAKE OF JONES DISMISSAL, A NEW FOCUS FOR STARR
WASHINGTON,
April 1 (Associated Press)--In the wake of the dismissal...
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