Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon. While
approaching
the sixteenth hole, they notice an old golfer teeing up by himself. The two
friends stop and wait for the older golfer to finish his hole. After the old
man drives the ball a considerable distance down the fairway, he collapses
on the green. Mike and Keith run up the fellow to help. After feeling the
old man's pulse, Mike tells Keith to run to the club house and call 911.
Keith leaves and returns about two minutes later after making the call. Upon
returning Keith, sees the old man naked and bent over a nearby bench.
Meanwhile, Mike is screwing the unconscious man vigorously. Keith in
astonishment says, "Hey, What are you doing? I thought you were going to
give him CPR." Mike replies, "Well, it started off that way."
approaching
the sixteenth hole, they notice an old golfer teeing up by himself. The two
friends stop and wait for the older golfer to finish his hole. After the old
man drives the ball a considerable distance down the fairway, he collapses
on the green. Mike and Keith run up the fellow to help. After feeling the
old man's pulse, Mike tells Keith to run to the club house and call 911.
Keith leaves and returns about two minutes later after making the call. Upon
returning Keith, sees the old man naked and bent over a nearby bench.
Meanwhile, Mike is screwing the unconscious man vigorously. Keith in
astonishment says, "Hey, What are you doing? I thought you were going to
give him CPR." Mike replies, "Well, it started off that way."
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