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Jokes from Emails
- Alabamian
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough
(they could not afford a larger double-wide).
So, the husband went to his
doctor (who also treated...
- BATHROOM HUMOR
(Deep thoughts written on bathroom walls)
The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
Women's
restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
Don't trust...
- GOING POSTAL
You've heard the recently coined slang phrase "Going Postal".
Here are some
more examples, from the book "Jargon...
- Quick Thinker
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market.
One day, a
man came in and asked to buy half a head...
- SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
In order to assure
the highest levels of quality work and productivity...
- Titanic
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at
the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven...
- 2]TOP 102. TOP TEN PROPOSED NEW DOMAINS
Earlier this week,
Gregory Nemitz and a handful of space enthusiasts
proposed...
- Yugo A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a
Rolls-Royce.
The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts...
- POLITICALLY CORRECT STUDENT EXCUSES
- No one fails a class anymore,
he's merely "passing impaired."
- You don't have detention...
- Data's Top Ten Attempts at Humor
10.. "Say...is that your computer's interface terminal,
or did its bilinear
isolinear matrix subprocessor default...
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