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• 668 - Neighbor of the Bea
• 29A...The hexadecimal of the Beast.
• There was no mercy, for Curly was a heavyside operator.
  Curly's radius squared itself; Polly's loci quivered....
• A girl goes to her doctor and says "Doctor Doctor, I have a Y on my beast" and the doctor says "well how did it get there" and she says "I was doing my boyfriend and he was wearing a his College T-Shi
  Yale", so the doctor says ok take this medicine you'll be fine, so the next day she goes back to the doctor and says "I have a BC on my breast" and the doctor asks how she got it there, and she says "I was being done by my other boyfiend and he's from Boston College" so he tells her to take the medicine, and the next day she is back and she tells the Doc she has a W on her breasts and her doctor said "let me guess, you have a boyfriend from Winscinson University" and she says "no I was with my girlfriend last night and she from Michigan University!...
• A priest, who wanted to raise money for his church, was told there was a fortune in horse racing, and so he decided to buy a horse and enter it in some races.
  However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so steep that he decided to buy a donkey instead....
• Two antropologists were in South America & they heard about this legendary green gorilla.
  They asked the local people where it was. The locals told them where the gorilla was, but made them promise not to touch it....
• Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion.
  So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast....
• Nay, lad! *Deciding's* not your ploy, For that's a risky game.
  It's *making a decision* That's your surest road to fame....
• This fellow wishes to join an exclusive African lion-hunters club.
  Actually, the club's members consist entirely of aging Englishmen, who never do any hunting, and whose only enjoyment comes when some silly sod wants to join....